My Simpsons Sound Collection

Yeah, yeah, who doesn't love the Simpsons, right? Okay, they used to be MUCH funnier. But you can still find some good one-liners occasionally...

In the Simpsons episode where Marge loses her memory, this is Homer's reaction to her remembering everyone else except him... even Flanders! (because his cat's birthday is the same as Patti Labelle's... you had to be there I guess) ;-)

Homer smashes his ice cream truck into Marge's popsicle stick art, crushing everything. These two gems come right afterward.

Lenny and Carl...
...then Marge.
Marge got in this good one to Lurlene Lumpkin at the end 'Papa Don't Leech'.
Another Homer moan from bankruptcy court.